A couple of weeks ago I got a random email from an online dating service that I signed up with over 4 years ago and never went back. Well, I got message from some random dude and now the messages dont seem to stop. The problem is that they are mostly foreign and even if they arent, they are a little bit scary. I have chosen to share the following message with you. Please remember that this is an LDS service:
To: lilmegmoFrom: youngbushmanSubject: Hello------------------------------------------Hello Cutie, Wow, incredible profile you are stunning, gorgeous actually. I saw your profile and it caused and unusual impact, I am interested in you. You have such a beautiful profile. Have you found your lover? If you are still searching, I would like to know more about you, what motivates you? What makes your heart leap with passion? Love? Joy? I find your intelligence and beauty very exciting. Your profile drew me in and captivated me. Mine seems so barren compared to yours. I'm looking for a woman who wants to take the time to get to know me through email correspondence and an open sharing of the head and the heart first through email and Chatting online and then negotiating a meeting in person if we both remain interested. I am ready willing and able to venture forth on a journey that will leave the past behind while preserving the best memories and forgiving the ones that were hurtful and usually unintentional. I live life one day, one hour, one moment at a time. I want and need the healing power of love physically emotionally and spiritually. I live as if time were on fire and I believe that every day of the right relationship should be treated like the first day of our honeymoon. I want to share what I have with one special woman who will appreciate that I have a deep capacity to love that needs to be filled and fulfilled. We can't keep it unless we give it away. I am writing these thoughts as the flow into my head and my sense is that they are coming directly from my heart. I'm feeling very peaceful now and this seems like the appropriate place to stop. If for some reason we happen not to be right for each other, I wish you the best in your search. I wish you continued passion and an exciting lover to keep your fires burning. I appreciate and admire your intensity. Hope to hear from you soon. from David Johnson.... you can search me on this very e-mail (shyseggss at yahoo. com)
This next one I got literally 5 minutes ago:
To: lilmegmoFrom: soulmanSubject: Hello Queen------------------------------------------Hello QueenHello,how are you doing? my name is prince from Georgia,male,divorced with two kids.i live in a city named Lagos in Nigeria.I'm an interactive person who is outgoing, and love games.i saw your profile and i had a nice time on it.so i took out a time to let you know how good you are to have such a great profile.i never new there are still people like you on the internet.if you are single or alone,then i guess we are compatible, and if you are married i wish you the best with your husband. Well i just think i should say hello and how was your weekend?.my mailing add is babykaf_201@yahoo.com Dont forget to add your mail add hen replying.Thanks.I hope to hear from you soon.Save.prince..
Who should I choose?? The decision is so hard!
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4 comments:
I wonder how many times the first guy sent out that e-mail??? Good writer, isn't he!!! Maybe he got it from a book!
Wow. That first guy is totally going to stalk you.
Does the first guy want a wife or a pillow-friend? Oye!
Hmm, which one...I would personally go for the dude with the two kids. After all, you're both single so that must mean you're compatible, right? Then again, the first guy does seem to have a way with words...decisions, decisions.
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