This is just a crazy rant about poo. So, if you dont want to read about poo, don't read this. I work in an office with a million women so when you go to the bathroom there is ALWAYS someone else there. I would like to think everyone currently living in, on, and around this world knows that there is a water shortage. Well, it seems that everytime I go to the bathroom there is someone that feels it necessary, when they are going #2, to flush the toilet everytime they have a "new addition" to the bowl. You may be thinking to yourself, "self, why am I reading this crazy persons blog about poo and saving water? And, self, why does she pay so much attention to others bathroom habits?"
I assure you that I am not some crazy person that sits quietly and listens for this kind of stuff. If you worked with as many women as I do and only had 1 bathroom to share, you would hear it too. Remember, everyone goes poo. Everyone! And those that don't will eventually die because of it. Its ok to poo and wait until you are done to flush the toilet. It would really suck if we ran out of water and found out that we could have lived for hundreds of years more if people would stop flushing every time they had a "new addition".
I assure you that I am not some crazy person that sits quietly and listens for this kind of stuff. If you worked with as many women as I do and only had 1 bathroom to share, you would hear it too. Remember, everyone goes poo. Everyone! And those that don't will eventually die because of it. Its ok to poo and wait until you are done to flush the toilet. It would really suck if we ran out of water and found out that we could have lived for hundreds of years more if people would stop flushing every time they had a "new addition". 
5 comments:
A double-flush is such an achievement
All i can do is laugh :)I had never heard of the "new addition" flush but you can bet that, intended or not, I'm going to be listening for it from now on!
I never understood people that do the multiple flushes! Your poops are not that big!
Keen observation!
I wonder, in the men's bathroom do they flush at all? Or do they leave it like my men do for the poor unsuspecting schmo who needs to go.
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