Can you hate someone you dont know?

So, I was perusing through other peoples blogs, as many of us do, and I came across one that was beyond any description of the word awful. After reading 3 of her posts and then being ashamed that I read so many I decided that I hated her. She was the cliche "utah mormon" that rambled about the color beige and her robot bishop and it seemed that each post went on for 100 years. Maybe hate is too strong of a word but I can definitely say I loathe her. Would someone kindly explain the desire to ramble on and on about things with the desire to sound like you sold your brain at a garage sale? It makes no sense to me.

Even More Boyfriends!

After going for a couple of weeks I got some new love letters and I had to share them with you all. This is the picture of my new lover.

To: lilmegmoFrom: chizkennySubject: Hello Angel,------------------------------------------How are you doing? Hope fine. I just saw your profile and deside to let you know some few words in my mind.I have met a lot of people on the internet, but no one like you. I knew from the start that it will hard for you to acept.me but all am tring to do is to specify my self to you You. Am Kenneth Dike, am from Nigeria, I work with Comminication Trend Nigeria Ltd {CTL} I am an engineer, am single not married.You touched my life and wouldn't let go since i saw your profile. You brought unimaginable joy and warmth to my life. I don,t know how you will feel about this but all am tring to say is that You made me feel to love, able to take on the world. I think we were meant to meet and share in each other's lives. I think we were destined to become friends and lovers too., and i will be grateful in whatever that will brought us together. as one.I want to be the first person to greet you on this special day. You may wonder what day I am talking about, but believe me, any day that this letter reaches you will be truly special for me. And you are the reason why.It has been a special day everyday since i saw your profile on single saints here.. You gave me a reason to wake up with a smile on my face on writing to you. as i wake up this morning, I know that I will be joining a world that includes a beautiful person like you. So this day is truly special. I hope that you already know why.I know I have the habit of making surprises. Most persons i know agree that i never run out of surprising events in my life. Sometimes, i myself am surprised about the consequence of my own contrivance.But I hope that you would not count it against me if i keep making surpises. I love to see the joy on the faces of ANGEL like you as a result of little surpises i have made.gifts, special announcements and sometimes naughty jokes are among my tools in this game of surprising people like you. But i would like to try out something different to see if i can make you happy, although i am sure it would make you happy..What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I can call it you.Am still saying that if love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.I am not tring to waste much of your time while reading my mail ok but rather to let you know where am coming from.I dreamed to love some one like you but i don,t know if you can acept me because you know , i am a black.man, but i promise to love and be honest to you.I will be hoping to hear from you .Take good care of your self.My best regardsKenneth C.D

So I wrote back to him, "How did you get all of that from just a couple of words on my profile?" Just so you all know, my profile has a super old nasty picture of me on it and all it says is something to the effect of, hi, talk to me. It does not say much at all. It definitely doesnt go into detail about me. Anyway, here is his response:

To: lilmegmoFrom: chizkennySubject: Hello Angel,------------------------------------------How are you today? Hope fine..... Thanks for your responds to my mail, am very glad to to hear from you It is always a pleasure to write a letter for someone so wonderful and lovely like you. My problem, however, is the difficulty of picking the best words to describe how you are to me in other wards, and for your responds to my mail , i know its a blessing and an inspiration to me. I know for a fact that other men feel the same towards you and I cannot blame them. But I just want you to know that of all your many admirers, no one can surpass my sincerity. I would like to confess something. For many years, I have been alone. And I am glad for you ok. it is only when I first saw your pictures in your profile that I began to become appreciative of the beauty of life around you. Without knowing it, i began to think of loving you and it taughts me how to become sensitive. In other words, you taught me how to love. I hope that you understand my intention. I would like to become a part of your life because you are already a part of mine.I can fall from a bridge, I can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love with someone like you Angel. True love is hard to fine, i know but i really want to keep my worries to God, whom is the creator of everything and i know he will leads us through. I promisd to love you with all my heart and promise to be good, faithful and honest to you as long as you give me your heart. I will be hoping to hear from you again Angel. You can have my email id, chizkenny007@yahoo.co.uk and i hope you will send me yours ok Thanks and remain bless, Kenneth .C. D

I cannot believe that from just seeing my picture, this guy started to love me and I taught him how to be sensitive. He promises to love me and be faithful so i think i am going to go for it. His profile says that he is from New York but his email says hes in Africa so I'm not really sure where I will be living but I know that because he saw my picture and I made him sensitive, it will all work out. And, he will never let go.

My New Boyfriends

A couple of weeks ago I got a random email from an online dating service that I signed up with over 4 years ago and never went back. Well, I got message from some random dude and now the messages dont seem to stop. The problem is that they are mostly foreign and even if they arent, they are a little bit scary. I have chosen to share the following message with you. Please remember that this is an LDS service:
To: lilmegmoFrom: youngbushmanSubject: Hello------------------------------------------Hello Cutie, Wow, incredible profile you are stunning, gorgeous actually. I saw your profile and it caused and unusual impact, I am interested in you. You have such a beautiful profile. Have you found your lover? If you are still searching, I would like to know more about you, what motivates you? What makes your heart leap with passion? Love? Joy? I find your intelligence and beauty very exciting. Your profile drew me in and captivated me. Mine seems so barren compared to yours. I'm looking for a woman who wants to take the time to get to know me through email correspondence and an open sharing of the head and the heart first through email and Chatting online and then negotiating a meeting in person if we both remain interested. I am ready willing and able to venture forth on a journey that will leave the past behind while preserving the best memories and forgiving the ones that were hurtful and usually unintentional. I live life one day, one hour, one moment at a time. I want and need the healing power of love physically emotionally and spiritually. I live as if time were on fire and I believe that every day of the right relationship should be treated like the first day of our honeymoon. I want to share what I have with one special woman who will appreciate that I have a deep capacity to love that needs to be filled and fulfilled. We can't keep it unless we give it away. I am writing these thoughts as the flow into my head and my sense is that they are coming directly from my heart. I'm feeling very peaceful now and this seems like the appropriate place to stop. If for some reason we happen not to be right for each other, I wish you the best in your search. I wish you continued passion and an exciting lover to keep your fires burning. I appreciate and admire your intensity. Hope to hear from you soon. from David Johnson.... you can search me on this very e-mail (shyseggss at yahoo. com)
This next one I got literally 5 minutes ago:
To: lilmegmoFrom: soulmanSubject: Hello Queen------------------------------------------Hello QueenHello,how are you doing? my name is prince from Georgia,male,divorced with two kids.i live in a city named Lagos in Nigeria.I'm an interactive person who is outgoing, and love games.i saw your profile and i had a nice time on it.so i took out a time to let you know how good you are to have such a great profile.i never new there are still people like you on the internet.if you are single or alone,then i guess we are compatible, and if you are married i wish you the best with your husband. Well i just think i should say hello and how was your weekend?.my mailing add is babykaf_201@yahoo.com Dont forget to add your mail add hen replying.Thanks.I hope to hear from you soon.Save.prince..
Who should I choose?? The decision is so hard!

Warning: This is about poo!

This is just a crazy rant about poo. So, if you dont want to read about poo, don't read this. I work in an office with a million women so when you go to the bathroom there is ALWAYS someone else there. I would like to think everyone currently living in, on, and around this world knows that there is a water shortage. Well, it seems that everytime I go to the bathroom there is someone that feels it necessary, when they are going #2, to flush the toilet everytime they have a "new addition" to the bowl. You may be thinking to yourself, "self, why am I reading this crazy persons blog about poo and saving water? And, self, why does she pay so much attention to others bathroom habits?"

I assure you that I am not some crazy person that sits quietly and listens for this kind of stuff. If you worked with as many women as I do and only had 1 bathroom to share, you would hear it too. Remember, everyone goes poo. Everyone! And those that don't will eventually die because of it. Its ok to poo and wait until you are done to flush the toilet. It would really suck if we ran out of water and found out that we could have lived for hundreds of years more if people would stop flushing every time they had a "new addition".

Pictures of Sleepover

Here are a couple of pictures from the sleepover with Justino. Him in his jammies getting ready for bed, notice the toy he has. He REFUSED to be without it. And then him with his beloved ice cream.

Crazy Folks

One of my co-workers told me a funny incident that happened to her in an interview and I thought I would pass it on. First, a little background. It is required for people that want cash assistance through the state that they cooperate with child support. A huge majority of the time, for whatever reason, unknown to me, the women are adamant that they not be forced to tell who the "baby daddy" is. They will make up stupid stories, say they were at a party, were on a bus, etc. Even if you were with 10 guys and all you know is that they were tall and had brown hair, that's what you tell. Anyway, this particular woman said over and over again that she didn't know anything about who the daddy was and after getting extremely aggravated said to my friend, "When you eat three cans of beans, do you know which one makes you fart?"

Now, who can argue with logic like that?

Sleepover!

In my quest to become the best and most loved Auntie in the history of the world I decided that having sleepovers were an absolute must. Pooka has spent the night countless times and even has her own toy box and bed in my room. Well, Amber and I decided that it would be fun to have Justin spend the night and start that tradition with him. So, Friday after work I went over to pick him up. He was so excited he could barely contain himself. He was running everywhere and showing me everything. After making sure he was safe in his car seat we began the trip to my house. He began his never ending explanation of people he would kill and things that happen with poo, when all of a sudden, while going about 75 on the 215 beltway he opened his car door. He thought it was hilarious and I almost had a heart attack.

After pulling over and composing myself I closed the door, making sure to put on the child lock. I am used to having a 2 year old that cant reach the door handle in my car and was ill prepared for such things. Well, we finally made it home, where Amber and I took him to a special dinner at Red Robin. He got a special drink, a Shirley Temple, and kept telling us how "spicy" it was because of the carbonation but couldn't seem to stop drinking it. After putting a limit on his soda consumption and practically having to tape his head to the table to stop watching the TVs in the restaurant so he would finish his dinner, we decided that we would take him for an ice cream before calling it a night. When we got to McDonald's he told the man behind the counter about 5 times that he needed an ice cream cone. When he finally got the ice cream, he took a moment to look at it before eating it. He wanted to seriously enjoy his special treat. When we got home, he and the car seat were covered in ice cream but he was a thoroughly happy little boy. His first request upon getting home was to finish watching The Little Mermaid, which after baths, prayers, and scriptures we did. He also remembered to bless the movie in his prayer. What a good kid! Well, we finished the movie and he went to bed with me. We read a couple of books and then we both fell asleep almost immediately. A couple of hours later, around 2am, Justin rolled over and woke me up and announced that it was time to get up and that he was done sleeping. He tried to crawl over me to get his Transformers toy but I looked at him and told him that he needed to get comfortable and go back to sleep because it was definitely not time to get up. He requested a drink, which I gave him, and then it was off to sleepy land. The drink ended up being a mistake because he had an accident in the bed, but that was quickly remedied in the morning. So, after a heck of a scare on the freeway and a major pull to get him to finish his dinner, it was a great time for Aunties and nephew alike! There are definitely more sleepovers to come!

State of NV

I would like to announce that after months, and months of waiting, I finally got a job with the State of Nevada. I am going to be an Eligibility Worker with the Department of Welfare and Supportive Services. This is a major step up for me, because as most of you know, I was working as the Assistant Manager at Catherines, a big girls clothing store, barely making $800 a month. Yippee!

The only possible dilemma that could come from this job is having to work with a bunch of serious crazies. But, I know that, for the most part, the people that come to see me are in serious need. I know I shouldn't judge everyone based on one kind of crazy, but you should hear the stories! Anyway, thanks to everyone for all of their thoughts and prayers!